What not to wear (or something)

I'm sitting here watching Jeopardy, which is nerdishly fun, and yelling "The Hague!" at the contestants. Who aren't getting it. And I actually answered a question correctly in the category Mexican Filmmakers, which is surprising. If I were on the show and that came up as a Final Jeopardy category, I'd wager exactly $0. But the question was about the third Harry Potter movie (what's it called?) and so it was pretty easy.

Do you know which Chilean dog "Pastor Alaman" refers to? I so should've gotten this one. It's not a specifically Chilean breed.

I need a funny Halloween costume. Last year I was a hippie, because I had a hippie dress. This year, I got nothing. Well, I have a boring-ish wench costume for a party, but I don't want to wear that to work. I have no shot at winning a prize with THAT.

My co-worker was saying the other day that girls are always "slut" somethings for Halloween. And it's essentially true. Slut nurse, slut flight attendant, slut something else. I'm not into that, at all, so that limits the options.

I waited too long to order a costume. Any genius do-it-yourself funny costume ideas out there? That people will actually get? 'Cause otherwise I'll just go as Liz Lemon and no one will know who I am.