My mom is stupider than yours.

Overheard at work . . .

Work Girl 1: My mom doesn’t even know how to get her pictures off her digital camera.

Work Girl 2: My mom doesn’t even know how to send an email.

Work Girl 3: My mom doesn’t even know how to copy and paste.

Work Girl 2: My mom doesn’t even know how to right-click.

Me: My mom can change a motherboard and replace a hard-drive, bitches.

(I didn't really say that, but it's true. My mom is awesome.)