Two (unrelated) Items

1) I was at a meeting tonight and looked down at the pen (from my house) that I was holding. It said "Select Sire Power." Now this raises some questions. How did I get a pen advertising cow artificial insemination? Where did it come from? Just one of the perks of living in Central PA, I guess.

2) When I was a kid (before I could drive), I would have dreams in which I was in the driver's seat of a car, unable to stop it as it drove down the road. It wasn't out of control, it was just taking me somewhere and I couldn't stop it.

Once I learned to drive, I didn't have that dream anymore, but lately I've started dreaming that I'm driving and I can't open my eyes. It's a terrifying feeling, and it seems very real. Like my other driving dream, it always takes place on roads I know well. But my eyes are shut tight, I can't open them, and I know that a giant crash is imminent--but it doesn't happen. I drive in terror, with my eyes closed, until I wake up.

I know this must have a gazillion meanings. I'm just too tired to figure them out.